Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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