I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
this will be a night to untag.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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