why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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