It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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