they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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