how can u be prego again
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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