According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i will never coherently bang her
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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