i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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