i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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