His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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