I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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