my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
send nudes
from the living room?
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