I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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