...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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