Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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