is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
