Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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