i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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