Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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