i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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