4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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