high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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