i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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