3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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