Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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