I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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