Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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