i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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