Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
