I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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