Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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