Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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