I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize