what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
