Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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