I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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