I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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