did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Bring me that man meat
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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