Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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