every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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