you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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