Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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