I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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