hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
if only i could text you this smell
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I deserve this hangover.
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