Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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