I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
