I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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