I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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