sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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