Will you blow on my dice?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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