the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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