Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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