Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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