He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Someone signed my nipple.
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