Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
