why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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