i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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